Mentally I'm in a parking lot screaming - Printed T-shirt

Mentally I’m in a Parking Lot Screaming T-Shirt

Emotionally fried. Aesthetically fine.

This is for the ones who look composed but are mentally reenacting a full-blown meltdown in an empty parking lot. The Mentally I’m in a Parking Lot Screaming tee is your soft-spoken scream into the void—a wearable mood for the overstimulated, the over-it, and the quietly unraveling.

Crafted from 100% cotton and reengineered with next-gen soft cotton technology, this Gildan® Heavy Cotton classic delivers elevated print clarity and everyday comfort. The design lands front and center in clean, minimal lettering—because sometimes your outfit should do the talking (while you dissociate in peace).

Key Features:
Crisp printed “Mentally I’m in a Parking Lot Screaming” front design
Fabric: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) | 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
100% cotton | 20 singles
Classic fit – relaxed, but structured
Ribbed collar and taped shoulders for lasting shape
Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes
Optimized for softness, durability, and premium printability

Mentally I’m in a Parking Lot Screaming.
For when your brain is buffering—but at least your fit makes sense.